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Jessie J: Who You Are
The heyday of GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) may have dimmed, but that didn’t prevent three-time champion Jessie J from breaking down the studio door and barking out an album like some pre-match jawing. It’s not unprecedented, as everyone from Jerry Lawler to Freddie Blassie to Captain Lou Albano has cut fine pop hits, but even they seemed capable of carrying a tune (as well as executing a piledriver) in comparison. So we get TMI about Jessie J’s romp with Lacey Von Erich on “Do It Like A Dude” when all we really wanted was a remake of “Pencil Neck Geek.” B  

Jessie J: Who You Are

The heyday of GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) may have dimmed, but that didn’t prevent three-time champion Jessie J from breaking down the studio door and barking out an album like some pre-match jawing. It’s not unprecedented, as everyone from Jerry Lawler to Freddie Blassie to Captain Lou Albano has cut fine pop hits, but even they seemed capable of carrying a tune (as well as executing a piledriver) in comparison. So we get TMI about Jessie J’s romp with Lacey Von Erich on “Do It Like A Dude” when all we really wanted was a remake of “Pencil Neck Geek.” B  

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